# Pons Asinorum Chelm

## Mites of Mathematics

### 5 Satiric Sketches

#### The basic premise underlying this collection of stories is that one doesn't have to understand Mathematics to make fun of it.
- Recent Advances in the Measurement of Pi

Measuring Pi to 40 places with the help of numerous grants from the military and the NSF,quantum theory, a catscan, and a chef from the International House of Pancakes - The Hydrodynamics of Bus Boarding.

How to use contemporary Knot Theory to figure out the best way to board a Greyhound bus at 2 in the morning - The Hotel Quadmire

Jumping the rent of an elite hotel with the help of the Theory of Differential Equations. - Aleph McNaughton Cantor

A 13-year old mathematics prodigy confronts his first day at the University - The Duty of Evariste Kolmogoroff

Squaring the Circle and the Existential Dilemma.

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