Confidential sources to which Ferment Magazine is privy have however told us about a far more serious group of adverse medical side effects of the new anti-impotence drugs. As of this moment this information has not been made available to the general public. The pharmaceutical companies, most notably Pfizer, have clandestinely been compiling statistics on injuries sustained by housewives, for the most part middle-aged, through the increase in incidents of husband rape.
We have learned about an experiment performed by Pfizer a few years ago, involving an entire small town in South Dakota. The experiment was performed by clinicians at the University of South Dakota in Vermillion, under contract with Pfizer, which has not acknowledged its participation in it. The middle-aged and elderly males of this town ( we are unable to give the name or location because of confidentiality agreements) were actually paid a certain amount of money to abstain from all potency-enhancing drugs for one year. At the end of this period, Viagra was dispensed free of charge through local pharmacies, physicians and hospitals to anyone requesting it.
During the 18 months of the experiment, the research team was allowed access to the records of the emergency rooms in all local hospitals in order to track the occurrences of husband rape in the target population. The results shocked everyone. Within a week the numbers of aged wives being admitted to clinics and emergency rooms and diagnosed as victims of husband rape had tripled. Every category of insult to mind and body showed enormous increases in frequency and intensity: bruises, internal injuries, broken bones, acts of violence from refusing sex acts, from consenting to them, from arousing jealousy, creating disappointment or standing in the way of unshackled rage.
Pfizer Corporation was faced with a dilemma. The statistics were clearly showing that Viagra was far more dangerous than anyone had suspected; yet one could hardly expect Pfizer to get out of the billion-dollar Viagra business. Instead the corporation cancelled the contract, destroyed the records and denied that any such experiment had ever taken place. This report was put together from conversations with medical personnel in the region of the undisclosed town, under conditions of confidentiality and anonymity. Once the experiment was terminated, men were no longer able to obtain Viagra for free. Despite their being obliged to buy the drug, the notorious statistics showed no signs of serious abatement. In certain categories of abuse they were even worse because the malefactors were angrier.
It appears that Pfizer, Bayer, GlaxonSmithKline and Lilly have negotiated secret contracts with Army Intelligence to make their erectile-dysfunction corrective drugs available to the interrogation crews in prisons in Iraq, Afghanistan, Guantanamo Bay and other places where suspected terrorists are being held. Taking these drugs strongly enhances the effectiveness of anal rape during interrogation sessions of enemy combatants suspected of having ties with Al-Qaeda. One army general, who remains unidentified, is quoted as saying " After 9/11 who cares what happens to those bastards?"
A spokesman for Lilly ISOC, also speaking under conditions of anonymity, said to us: "If anal rape is one of the tools required for the building of the American Century, I'll all for it. Tools come in all shapes and sizes."
We suggested that this final sentence could be used to good effect in advertising campaigns for Viagra. He thanked us and promised to pass the idea along to the publicity department.